October 2011
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Listen to 'Shut Up, Weirdo' for Sept. 30, 2010 →
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Topic: small talk.
September 2011
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“Being in this country without proper documentation is not a crime. The whole...”
– U.S. Attorney Chris Christie, in 2009.
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“The second some jerkoff hits a computer key, he thinks he’s a journalist. These...”
– Roger Ailes, Fox News Channel president, on bloggers. (via newsweek)
Harmful pseudo-journalism? I’m aghast!
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“I’m not sure how, but if that device flops, then I am sure its Obama’s fault.”
– A CNNMoney commenter on Amazon’s new $199 Kindle Fire (via cnnmoneytech)
“Mr. President, that’s the one guy you won’t have to worry about. Jews will never...”
– Ed Koch, to Barack Obama, on Rick Perry, according to the NY Times
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Unpopulat fact:
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So this needs to be addressed.
Look I hate Rick Perry to pieces, but social security very much falls into the definition of what a “ponzi scheme” is.
Business analysts define a ponzi scheme as
An operation that pays returns to its investors from their own money or the money paid by subsequent investors, rather than from any actual profit earned by the individual or...
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“That may be what they think in that Harvard faculty lounge, but it’s not what...”
– Mitt Romney, essentially calling Obama weak. Of course, Romney has never been on a battlefield and has two degrees from Harvard. Romney’s foreign policy and economics advisors are Harvard graduates, too, as are three of his children. (via ericmortensen)
Mitt Romeny: He’s anything you want...
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'Shut Up, Weirdo' Meet Up
shutupweirdo:
Come have an awkward drink with the rest of the weirdos at the first ever Shut Up, Weirdo Meet Up! There won’t be any games or cotton candy, just some booze and a whole lot of regret. Tuesday, October 18 6:30PM - 9PM Luca Lounge 222 Avenue B
It needn’t be that awkward if people will just leave their firearms at home.
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Topic: Puke Stories
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“The feeling that most people have is this can’t be right, this can’t be real. …...”
– CERN spokesperson James Gillies • Talking about an oddball subatomic particle they’ve discovered that reportedly moves faster than the speed of light — which would break Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity (you know, E=MC²). Excuse us while we forget everything we knew about physics (which was...
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Crazies: Woman Steals a Hearse With Corpse Inside... →
shutupweirdo:
Fortunately, no one we know.
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'Put a Bike On It' →
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“Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor which sounds anything...”
– American Family Humorless Association Comes Out Against Ben & Jerry’s New Flavor ‘Schweddy Balls’ Mediaite (via brooklynmutt) Edit for correction. (via shortformblog)
“So, what happens when you ask scientists exactly what makes a bicycle stable? Or...”
– 8 Simple Questions You Won’t Believe Science Can’t Answer | Cracked.com
(via kiwicantfly)
(via iaminlikewithmybike)
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npr:
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It appears that we have been using the word “baleful” incorrectly our entire lives. It means “evil.” We though it meant more like “chagrined.”
That is all.
A brave admission. —Wright
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