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Topic: Misprownounseeations
Genius. →
“Listen, you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”
– Tea Party hero Donald Trump, explaining his carefully considered and well-informed policy toward Chinese imports. Why didn’t someone think of this before? Oh, wait.
“Gibbs is a loser.”
– Real estate mogul Donald Trump, asked about former White House press secretary Robert Gibbs’ reminder that Trump had said he’d release his tax returns once the president released his birth certificate. (via officialssay)
Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day... →
No, This Was Not a Triumph of the Film Critics, It... →
Twelve days after opening “Atlas Shrugged: Part 1,” the producer of the Ayn Rand adaptation said Tuesday that he is reconsidering his plans to make Parts 2 and 3 because of scathing reviews and flagging box office returns for the film.
“Critics, you won,” said John Aglialoro, the businessman who spent 18 years and more than $20 million of his own money to make,...
You people are so gullible. I don't care how much... →
humanvise asked: how many frames per second where you filming on that video
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V.S. Naipaul’s Advice to Beginning Writers →
bellcurved:
1. Do not write long sentences. A sentence should not have more than ten or twelve words.
2. Each sentence should make a clear statement. It should add to the statement that went before. A good paragraph is a series of clear, linked statements.
3. Do not use big words. If your computer tells you that your average word is more than five letters long, there is something wrong. The...
Opening up ALL U.S. offshore drilling would lower... →
soupsoup:
According to a 2009 study from the government’s Energy Information Administration, opening up waters that are currently closed to drilling off the East Coast, West Coast and the west coast of Florida would yield an extra 500,000 barrels a day by 2030.
The world currently consumes 89 million barrels a day, and by then would likely be using over 100 million barrels.
After OPEC got done...
“The single-most popular search term users entered into PornHub, the most heavily...”
– From A Billion Wicked Thoughts, whose authors analyzed the results of a billion (billion!) anonymous Web searches, a million websites, erotic videos, and digital romance novels to bring us what the Internet reveals about our sexual desires. (via cheatsheet)