June 2008
Going to Jerusalem
I’ve not posted in days because I am on vacation in Israel, where I have better things to do, like wake up at 4am so that I can have fish for breakfast on the hotel patio within sight of the Security Wall.
butterflyeffect:
jessicalouise:
The Modern...
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butterflyeffect:
bg5000:
Shit, there goes my day. Mega Man 2, here i come.
Oh, my god. This will be the end of me.
Unfortunately, I’m forced to use IE at work.
The NY Times Op-Ed Page on My Utter Irrelevance →
“You know the economists? They’re the same ones that didn’t predict...”
– Sen. John McCain, defending his gas-tax holiday and expressing his ignorance of and contempt for the field of economics (or the science of decision-making, as I call it)—which, BTW, did predict all those things. Way to go, John! You totally deserve the stupid-persons’ vote.
“In reality there is only one candidate. Barack Obama. In November he will win or...”
– GOP Strategist Bay Buchanan (via marco) (via jakoblodwick). Ouch, baby.
Now on eBay: For Junior's First Liquid Lunch →
Checking in at Betty Ford's
I’m going to Israel later this month, and one thing I’m looking forward to is checking out some of the bars, restaurants and coffeehouses because they have such goofy names. Far and away the best is a bar-restaurant in Tel Aviv called Betty Ford (Nachlat Binyamin 48 Street). Some of the others:
Buddha Burger
Bugsy
Bukowski
Breakfast Club
Cosa Nostra
Giraffe Noodle House
Gong
...
Totally Not Made Up Press Release I Received Today
MEDIA ADVISORY
NATIONS FIRST PLASTIC SURGERY SUMMER FASHION SHOW
BREAST AUGMENTATION, RHINOPLASTY AND LIPOSUCTION MODELS ON THE RUNWAY AT COSMETIC SURGERY FASHION SHOW
Real Life Makeover Patients To Enjoy “Coming Out” Party
New York – The extreme makeover patients of a New York area doctor will boldly flaunt their new bodies at a cosmetic surgery fashion show Thursday, June...
News Story: Liberty City Police Face Allegations... →
Sweet Little Lies
frangry:
The other day at work some chick told some story about how she went through a metal detector and the hand wand went off around her stomach because she eats SO much fish that the mercury levels set it off. Get fucking real. I hate it when people tell the most obviously made up stories and you have to sit there and keep your mouth shut because it’s someone like your mother in law or your...
“But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Since we all...”
– Radio ad for a Ford dealership in Mojave, Calif.
